Monday, April 30, 2012

More Future Stuff That I forgot About

  • Cars can tell you how to get places
  • If I want to talk to my grandpa in Louisiana right now I can. All I have to do is pick up my magic talk-y square.
  • I can also take pictures of things with my magic talk-y square, so when somebody is all "You did not ride a zebra to Middle Earth with Christian Bale" I can whip out distracting pictures of puppies. And Christian Bale.
  • I have another magic thing that holds 500 books in its brain and I can read any of them any time I want. What witchery is this?!
  • Stalking. So much easier.

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