Pod Zombies



I ask myself: "Self, am I depressing?"

Myself answers(oddly enough): "Sometimes, yes. You must write about more pleasant things than your mediocre life and your waning sanity."

So I have decided to write about something different for a change.

POD ZOMBIES

Did I scare you? Hmm, you scare easily. We must talk about that later.

Anyway... Pod Zombies.

I am picturing myself as a zombie...

Yes, that's a Sonic in the background. It stands to reason that if I were a zombie I would most likely camp out around a Sonic. The reason being that I would of course still love their tater tots, in addition to flesh and brains.

I would probably wander mostly alone, because I would have most likely eaten any comrades I might have had.

I might also live in a bookstore or library, if I still had enough of a brain to enjoy my favorite pastime.

So, good things about zombie apocalypse:

1. No people ( no live people)
2. No lines (zombies don't care about Starbucks)
3. No sharing
4. No need for money
5. I can live wherever I want(I ate your brain, now I want your house)
6. No rules(everybody is dead)
7. I don't have to worry about college
8. No more stereotyping (all of us are zombies)
9. No more worrying(we're zombies, nothing worse can happen)

Bad things about the zombie apocalypse:

1. ... I'm a friggin zombie.

That's all I have to say on the subject of zombies,

Have a pleasant evening,

Zombies ate are people too.